Things you hear when you have boys:
11: ahhh! You kicked me in the face! My nose! Hahahahahaha!
Me: Come here let me check your nose.
16: I did not kick you in the face, you ran into my foot! Hahahahahaha!
11: ow! Hahahahahahaha, I am going to get you.
16 sticking out his foot: The foot is your god, it beat you in mortal combat.
Meanwhile my relaxing bed has suddenly turned into a combat zone.
Suddenly worried about MY nose!